I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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