Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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