i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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