on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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