got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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