If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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That's how pantless uber rides happen
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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