My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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