You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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