it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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