ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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