I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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