i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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