How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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