I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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