ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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