actually, I'm a sock model
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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