I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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