He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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