He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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