You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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