Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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