But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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