if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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