My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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