There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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