what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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