Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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