i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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