the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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