My first STD was from a foam party
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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