love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
as a side note pls kill me
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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