i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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