Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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