He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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