You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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