so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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