Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
The adults are the big ones right?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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