That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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