I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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