found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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