She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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