So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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