Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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