I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
These tits shall not be calmed
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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