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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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