grandma shit on top of the toilet
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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