Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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