Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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