Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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