i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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