No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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